Brewology

REVISED AND EDITED FOR THE VIEWERS

Ok so i was at school today. My friends and I know this really annoying n00b a** b***, who needs to be taught not to talk sh**, because he is being a big suck up and talks a lot of trash so...

Anyways after 2nd period, this kid, he went up to one of my friends today and he was talking a lotta crap, he almost got stuck in the face in front of the teacher, but they took it outside the classroom.

so he tries to be a little bad *** and tries to pin my friend to the wall, but instead he gets pinned in the wall and we were talking some stuff back, then i walked away (b/c i couldn't afford to be late for class again) but the last thing i heard was they were gonna fight today after school.

Now this little noob has done some things to me too. Just on yesterday, this little snitch told on me for flippin the teacher off, and he acused me of teller her that she is a b**ch.
ANYWAYZ, so that made me wanna jump his donkey. Now remember the teacher.

L8ter that day, during 5th period, we heard a rumer that he told on someone and he is going to puss out... so we ignored it.

After school that day, we were waating for the 'n00b' to come out of the building so we can beat the f_ _ _ outta him, but outta nowhere this gay principle starts stocking us... so we shook him off by runing throught the school.

Anyways there is a big feild between the school and the public park next to us, so we thaought that it would be a ideal place to fight b/c the teachers cant give us referalls. so... we make our way to the field.

we were grouping up and we were about to start the fight, but out of the corner of my eye, i saw the 'school officer' so i tried to keep out of sight from him b/c he asked me for my name cuz my pants were too 'low'. anyways so thats a bad thing.

My friend waits for the 'noob' to strike at him. but nothung happens

We decided the officedr got too close so we split up...



It turns out, after i got home my friend called me and here is the converstion:

Freind: yo guess wut?
me: wut?
Friend: that little ho had a plan
me: wtf?
friend: he had a pla wit the officeR
me: aww ****,
me: sh*t man, he knows my name
friend: he said if i hit him first that i will get arrested.
me: dam, well its a good thing u kept it lo
friend: i know-
me: tell every1 to lay low tommarow
friend: k pce out


so that little ho hada plan.


well i wanted to share that today but tell wut you think
dont you think people like this poisen our world? we dont need some trach talkin noobs.

Yea I hate people that talk sh** and are just pansies. They are just jacka**es.

some ppl really deserve a beat down.

Alright well, I read the first sentence and I'm going to have to ask you to clear that up or something. Yea I know you said don't read if you don't like profanity, but it is a rule here to bleep out your cuss words. I don't care about a word and here there, but that post is full of them. So please deal with it a little harder, thanks.

well I kinds have the same problem but with a jock that thinks he's the next best thing since sliced french bread. needless to say he almost got laid out on the football field during gym yesterday and if everyone were to just keep it real and not be all big and bad the world me a better place. if I was there blackzmage I'd have ur back in all of that

its people
people are ignorat
people are dumb
people are closed minded

deal with it!
and fights i dumb unless its the last thing you can do

Ok ace, I'll fix them

Edit

I bleeped out as much as I can on my iPod but il try to do more on my computor

wait a minute? your kidding right? you do know highschool bs is highschool bs though right? you mean to tell me that some kid you have issues with told on you for flipping someone off and you CARE? dude. try like i dunno finding REAL things to complain about. i mean really, if some little piece of crap tries to get in your face get in his but dont whine and jump the tard. this is what i hate about people who love drama. there was no point in you getting in this with your friend. i mean stand there in case one of HIS friends show up so it stays even. but dont wuss out and jump him. that resource officer probably thought you were bullies and got a one sided story from the kid.

you know i dont even understand how people get mad or hate on each other...

i have never hated anyone in my life wtf...

i mean jumping someone is the most dishonorable thing ever. what you cant beat him yourself? this is why stuff like columbine happens.

i know i once had 4 people want to fight me because "i said they hate me and they didnt hate me" which is a very good reason to fight right??
but my persuasive skills are great!!!

i stopped em, BUT I SWEAR

WHO FIGHTS BECAUSE OF THAT, i mean if you dont hate me, why u wanna fight me??
Fun Fact: they were a gang

no thats NOT a fun fact. a FUN fact is a fact that is fun. like "you spend 5 years of your life in the bathroom" or "if you stick a light bulb in a cup and stick the cup in the microwave and let it run for 10 seconds itll light up"

lol it realy lights up?
doesnt blow up?

seriously try it. it works

I hate people like that 2 especially if there those fat guys who think fat is muscle ya'll kno wat i mean?