Ben 10
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:42 pmIs it just me, or did ben grow into Chuck Norris???
No. He didn't. He has hair on his balls.
Chuck Norris does not.
Hair doesn't grow on steel.
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:42 pmPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:51 pmPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:07 pmChuck Norris doesn't pity the fool, he rips the fool's head off.
Ben 10 does not.
Ben 10 does not.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:17 pm"LOOK like Chuck Norris"
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:15 pmYou know, I heard that Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every single woman on the face of the Earth all the time ... it's crazy, but it's true, that's why all women have periods once a month!
-DarkPacMan77-
-DarkPacMan77-
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:10 amAwesome! Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:09 amAccording to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
-DarkPacMan77-
-DarkPacMan77-
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:22 amDuh! He's the only person who can punch you in the back of the face!
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:43 amYea no kidding! I also heard that there are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Who would have figured?
Chuck Norris would have
... and did.
-DarkPacMan77-
Chuck Norris would have
... and did.
-DarkPacMan77-
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:29 amFunny you mention tornadoes... just got out of a tornader drill...
Btw... Knuckles the Echidna > Chuck Norris
Btw... Knuckles the Echidna > Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:26 amDarkPacMan77 wrote:According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
-DarkPacMan77-
And it still hurts!!!
{Sorry for the dbl post}
Omnitrix... Why bother Chuck doesn't need 4 arms he already has 3.
Hmm... But a fourth arm...
ace: I figured you people would've learned now with all my bickering...guess not!
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:19 pmSEGA Game Gear wrote:Funny you mention tornadoes... just got out of a tornader drill...
Btw... Knuckles the Echidna > Chuck Norris
You've got that alligator mouth on backwards...
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:19 pmNever seen the show,
The quickest way to a man's stomach is through Chuck Norris' fist!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is Hiding
The quickest way to a man's stomach is through Chuck Norris' fist!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is Hiding
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:30 pmChuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...
pity Chuck Norris never cries
pity Chuck Norris never cries
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:06 pmChuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.