Brewology

Well My closest experience to Death was My idiot former Friend who backed down a steep Dirt hill in a storm, which cause the hill to turn to mud and he flipped us into a 13ft ditch. completely smashing my side in and cased glass to embed itself all in my arm. it was just a split second that seemed like forever. scared the hell out of me cause i didn't want to die next to his fat a**.

Well, a few days ago, my cousin thought it would be funny to let his dog play with my chicken. So, he got her out and let her run around and let the dog loose. Grrrr..... Luckily I ran out there after hearing it but I was too late. The dog grabbed the poor hen by her neck and was thrashing her around... I picked up the dog and threw her but my chickie wasn't moving. She was just laying on the ground with feathers everywhere. I started to cry and reached to pick her up but she jumped up and ran away. I was soooo mad. But, she didn't die.


Oops. My closest near-death experience? Lol.

LOL sorry crait but that made me laugh, it was like "PSYCHE" then ran off.

Falling off a cliff or almost getting impaled by scissors

Fell off a dock when i was 8. The current was really strong and it was difficult to get to the surface. When I finally got to the top i reached up and my dad missed my hand. I got pulled back under and passed out. I then woke up on the dock.

I, too, had a bad experience in the water...
I was with my brother in a lake when I was about 8... The water was really, really shallow (like to my ankles) and suddenly, there was a steep drop. I could barely swim but luckily my brother dived in and got me out. It was really murky so there was no way to see through to see the cliff.

I've actually had 8 very, very near death experiences. I'd rather not really go into detail about them too much in particular, as two were actually self inflicted, but I'm hoping I'm a cat that has 9 lives.

-DarkPacMan77-

I've had a lot.... A crash to my face/head by a Jeep when I was 4... I fell of my brother's bike when I was 2, my head smashed into the edge of a cement pot.... then there was a time me and my brother started racing, he was running fast but so was I, then somehow my leg crashed into his, and we both slipped off, smashed onto the road, and just like in some movies we kept rolling and rolling... I was fine, my brother had to go to the hospital... there was a time when I was playing on my PSP and crossing the road... didn't really look at the traffic, a guy nearly crashed, but he was a nice guy and told just told me to take care... then once, I fell off a building (would probably be the height of a 1st floor) I thought I would die by smashing my head, so i put my hands in front, and got them fractured....

i rearended a truck with my truck and wore my steeringwheel as a necklace.

let me guess.... you said "sweet"...

Jumped over a fence playing hide and go seek. metal piece of scrap impaled my side. an inch over and you might not be talking to your good friend alistor.

0_o dang dude.

yea I got a pretty wicked scar if anyone wants to see sometime.

I do!

@light_alistor : please make it as link and don't do the "img" command.... haha