Brewology

I know we have the feature, but seeing as the person im wishing happy birthday to isnt on here, ill just do it this way.


Its my girlfriends birthday today she turns 16.

that wasn't the right thing to do ... you should have called her to the brew... (j.k)...

anyways happy b-day to her... what did you get her for her sweet 16?

I couldnt get her anything >.> but she has my jacket waiting for her at her house in colorado. shes in hawaii atm with family.

shes getting a bunny for sure she loves bunnies

She was 15 and you were 17? Sick!! Lol. I'll tell her happy birthday when I see her tonight. Just kidding.
I was going to get Jess a bunny for her birthday last year, but she wouldn't be allowed to keep one in her dorm.

im not 17 yet, and the last kid to *joke* like that, i beat his donkey. well, he more of called her fat. and i REALLY beat his donkey for it. -_- you dont f**k with my girl. in any way. at. all.

wow, you need anger management tips... he was joking, and I think you were their when he even announced his engagement...

Your moms fat and ugly and ill probably sleep with her tonight.



Offended you didnt it?

you aren't engaged, are you?

And first you say my mom is fat and ugly, then you say you're going to sleep with her... that just shows that you love fat and ugly women, I wonder if the girl who lives about 2 hours away from you is fat and ugly as well...

Actually shes beautiful and and pretty thin, just like Pualei. And I did exactly what I wanted to do and exactly what u did to airplanes with that anger management thing. You offended him. And now you offended me so f**k you.

I don't think he really got pissed because I told him to calm down... -.- ... then you offended me so I replied...