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The Genius Test, are you a Genius?

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:26 pm
by Mailas
Haha! This test is soooo darn funny! If you don't get it, well its suppose to be a Genius test to test your skills. Its like all fake. Its rigged.
Heres an example for ya:
There are 3 apples, and you take 2 away, how many do you have left?
I answered 1, and it said I had 2 left. You took them away remember? Lol doesn't make sense, but that might be a trick question but this isn't:
You have 17-9 what's left? answered 8 and it said 9 lol!!!!
http://www.vhbt.org/Fun/quiz.htm
Man this is rigged...
Hey heres my score if you want:
-Mailas' score sheet on the *genius* test-
The Genius Test, Your Evaluation Point

You GOT 11 and You are Genius

Correct Answers Rating

11 Genius
9-10 Above Normal
7-8 Normal
4-6 Just Below Normal
1-3 Well, let's not say
0 NOT TRYING!




Is there a Fourth of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!

How many birthdays does the average man have?
1 Just one!

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them!

How many outs are there in an inning?
6, three per side!

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No - because he is dead!

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12. There are 12
2 cent stamps in a dozen!

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:33 pm
by .Vault
OMG i took this test 4 years ago man this is old sh*t

EDIT - i remember all the awnsers... 11/11

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:37 pm
by jtwright
me too i was like 11 and reading edgar allen poe

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:40 pm
by Mailas
Haha but its pretty funny.
Lol, Some months have 31 days, which one has 28?
12! lol!! Its February

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:13 pm
by Supashay91
lol i originally got a 11 now i got a 9 wtf!

PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:01 am
by alimobeer
Yeh i'm sure this test proves you to be a genious if I (ME OF ALL PEOPLE) can get a fukin 11 :lol: