### The Genius Test, are you a Genius?

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**Tue May 02, 2006 7:26 pm**Haha! This test is soooo darn funny! If you don't get it, well its suppose to be a Genius test to test your skills. Its like all fake. Its rigged.

Heres an example for ya:

There are 3 apples, and you take 2 away, how many do you have left?

I answered 1, and it said I had 2 left. You took them away remember? Lol doesn't make sense, but that might be a trick question but this isn't:

You have 17-9 what's left? answered 8 and it said 9 lol!!!!

http://www.vhbt.org/Fun/quiz.htm

Man this is rigged...

Hey heres my score if you want:

Heres an example for ya:

There are 3 apples, and you take 2 away, how many do you have left?

I answered 1, and it said I had 2 left. You took them away remember? Lol doesn't make sense, but that might be a trick question but this isn't:

You have 17-9 what's left? answered 8 and it said 9 lol!!!!

http://www.vhbt.org/Fun/quiz.htm

Man this is rigged...

Hey heres my score if you want:

-Mailas' score sheet on the *genius* test-

The Genius Test, Your Evaluation Point

You GOT 11 and You are Genius

Correct Answers Rating

11 Genius

9-10 Above Normal

7-8 Normal

4-6 Just Below Normal

1-3 Well, let's not say

0 NOT TRYING!

Is there a Fourth of July in England?

Yes, it comes after the third of July!

How many birthdays does the average man have?

1 Just one!

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12, all of them!

How many outs are there in an inning?

6, three per side!

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

No - because he is dead!

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2, you took them, remember?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.

How many minutes would the pills last?

60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12. There are 12

2 cent stamps in a dozen!