Oh noes I'm a hacker!?!

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... .2147.html

Read it and I guarantee if you meet most of these standards you'll laugh. Check the Poll too.

lol thats sum funny stuff

ZAB, please change your sig. Read the rules before posting again. The link is in my sig.

Half that crap ain't even right.

If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association.

Otaku means geek.

[DarkPacMan77]

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

Took me a good 30 seconds to post b/c I read the thing on Quake, then I read that ^

LMAO

-DarkPacMan77-

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

OMG LOL

I see people around school that dress like that, but they are nowhere near any kind of computer geniuses

ZAB, please change your sig. Read the rules before posting again. The link is in my sig.

Half that crap ain't even right.

If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association.

Otaku means geek.

Ummm yeah pspman pretty much falls into that category lol, oh damn wait hes not a hacker -_-

Ouch^. Some trash talking a?

What in the hell....!?

Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

What is this junk? "Lunix" is an illegal hacker operation system? Stupidest crap ive ever seen...

[DarkPacMan77]

The "change in clothing style thing" is so dumb.

There is a DISTINCT difference from people that goto raves and people that sit at home and hack the computer.

-DarkPacMan77-

if your parent is 5 out of 10 things listed they may be retarded/

1. they think quake is a virtual terrorism breeding ground

2. does nothing but watch tv in the living room, and then say you spend too much time on the comp.

3. think "glow stick" is some sort of drug

4. think your change in appearance is because your smoking marijuana and or ganja, wacky tobaccy, hydro, doobies, hippy birth control or purple rain.

5. they only believe what tv or parental handbooks tells them.

6. ground you for defending yourself at school and getting suspended

7. thinks your studying with your attractive friend person

8. they think goths are satanist

9. they think ravers are secret technological cults bent on filling your inbox with bestiality porn

10. think pokemon is evil because they evolve and think yugioh is satanistic for there "summoning"

lol 10 is funny.

thats comedy gold.

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

Have you guys seen the movie "Hackers"? The person who wrote this article must have taken a huge reference from that movie's wardrobe.

But come on, upgrading your computer graphics to hack better? Please stab me now.

yeah iv seen hackers, and that article was so rediculis

Have you guys seen the movie "Hackers"? The person who wrote this article must have taken a huge reference from that movie's wardrobe.

But come on, upgrading your computer graphics to hack better? Please stab me now.

yeah, he pretty much drank a bunch of paint and watched the movie before writing this article

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