Brewology

Okay, kinda random but.... Anybody know a great recipe for cookies. You see, I had this recipe that made these RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING cookies, but I hadn't memorized it and the recipe card got burnt in a flaming pile of gasoline covered toenail clippings (Don't ask). Anyways, I need to make a batch of cookies for advanced food class. They're due at the end of April, along with a cake and pie I'm making. (Don't worry. I have recipes for those.) So anyways, if you know any really good recipes for cookies, that'd be great. And for the people that are thinking "Just buy some cookie dough and through it in the oven!", or "Just get a recipe off the internet", The cookies have to be homemade and I can't just get the recipe off some cooking site. I have to learn it from somebody else. And my teacher willknow if I just got it off some site. Soooooooooo..... thnx in advance. __________
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this is kinda a PSP site... not a baking one...

I know. I'm just desperate. I'm posting this in the forums of all the sites I have accounts on.

OH OH OH! I know how to make rieces pieces cookies!
But I would have to explain them in person or on microphone or something,
Im not good at making recipes.

But this is a must try cookie. Their delicious!

check dis out get some betty crocker cookie mix and follow the directions and bam u got urself a good cookie recipe.

well, there is one thing I know about making a good cookie, throw in 3 tablespoons of sour cream into the dough, it makse the cookies soft and tasty(believe me you cant even tase the sour cream.)

sugar cookies, cream cheese cookies, chocoalte chip and white fudge cookies

lol i cant believe we have a cookie thread of all the things to post and we have a cookie thread.

would you rather have a "who can make the best fart noise" thread?

yeah cause i`d win that 1 but serious this is quite very, extremly, sadley random, OOOOO COKAEYS (i had to do that)

O HECKS NO HE AINT BRINGIN DAT INTO MY COURT, ITS ON!

...gasoline and toe nail clippings??...
you said dont ask... well i am asking.

hahaaha!! thats something i would do!!! GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!

Okay, um, this may sound kinda stupid, but me and my friend were bored one day, my parents weren't home, and we're both pyros : ). Anyways, we heard somewhere that if you burnt toenail clippings, it smelled really bad. One of us was like, "Perfect! A way we can release all our pyromaniacal energy and create an effective stinkbomb for use in a simbling targeted prank to be excuted later at the same time!" (Or something along the lines of that. More likely something like "Dude. Fire, and revenge. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.") To which the other was like, "K." So we got a jar of toenail clippings my (special) younger sister has been collecting since she was, like, eight, took a few out (enough to be effective, but not so much as to be noticed), and drenched the clippings in gasoline. Then, we flicked a match at them from a good distance. (DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. GASOLINE 'SPLODES AND IF YOU DON'T KEEP REALLY FAR AWAY FROM IT, YOU WILL GET BURN'T. ME AND MY FRIEND STOOD, LIKE, TEN FEET AWAY, AND WE STILL GOT BURNS.) As I just mentioned , we got burnt and crap. Also, the toenails flared up, but didn't really burn. So, we solved these two problems by: a. piling some random paper and notecards i grabbed from my pile of homework and piling the toenails on top of them. then, b. after pouring a smaller amount of gasoline on the nails, we took a piece of paper, and made a paper airplane out of it. this way we could light the plane, then throw it at the nails so they'd catch on fire and we wouldn't get burned. By the way, the gasoline soaked nails, paper and notecards were in a jar so once the flair died down but they were still burning and stinky, we could cap the jar and therefore make an effective stinkbomb. Anyways, to make a long story short, it worked. we had a stinkbomb (Still not used as of today) and we didn't get all burninated. Unfortunatley, as you should have guessed by now, one of the random notecards was the recipe card to the cookies i was gonna make. everything else was unimportant, to my knowledge. so... yeah. theres the story. and its true! burnt toenails do stink more than my feet! (but less than my gas) so, happy now?