The truth about nintendo fanboys.
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:14 pmThrough my observations through recent weeks, and through constant debate with experts, we have noticed how mindlessly devout Nintendo fans are becoming, so I have formed an opinion about this shocking rise in Nintendo fanwankery...
Nintendo is the industry equivilant to Scientology.
Shocking, isn't it. Allow me to provide some support for this theory.
Mario, every Nintendo fan praises this unworldly being as a god... And yet there is no logic behind him... So, Mario is XENU in disguise.
Who brought Mario to the scene though, Mr. Miyamoto. Miyamoto is a popular figure in entertainment, and he brought alot of people to Nintendo's side because of it, he invented Mario, just as a certain person invented XENU!...
So... Miyamoto is L. Ron Hubbard! (and we all thought he was dead)
Who's a new face who has been bringing a lot of attention to Nintendo, why it's none other than the fanatical Reggie. Reggie is loud, reconizable, and not a sight for sore eyes... Reggie very much loves his Nintendo and will do anything to see it excell... There is a man out there that does the same thing for his beloved Scientology... If we took off Reggies mask, there'd be none other than TOM CRUISE under that ghastly mask.
On top of this, but Nintendo fans are rabidly devoted to Nintendo, almost beyond the realm of logic. JUST LIKE SCIENTOLOGISTS!
Stay Clear of Nintendo, they are brainwashing you into becoming SCIENTOLOGISTS!
Thank you for taking the time to read this Public Service announcment.
Nintendo is the industry equivilant to Scientology.
Shocking, isn't it. Allow me to provide some support for this theory.
Mario, every Nintendo fan praises this unworldly being as a god... And yet there is no logic behind him... So, Mario is XENU in disguise.
Who brought Mario to the scene though, Mr. Miyamoto. Miyamoto is a popular figure in entertainment, and he brought alot of people to Nintendo's side because of it, he invented Mario, just as a certain person invented XENU!...
So... Miyamoto is L. Ron Hubbard! (and we all thought he was dead)
Who's a new face who has been bringing a lot of attention to Nintendo, why it's none other than the fanatical Reggie. Reggie is loud, reconizable, and not a sight for sore eyes... Reggie very much loves his Nintendo and will do anything to see it excell... There is a man out there that does the same thing for his beloved Scientology... If we took off Reggies mask, there'd be none other than TOM CRUISE under that ghastly mask.
On top of this, but Nintendo fans are rabidly devoted to Nintendo, almost beyond the realm of logic. JUST LIKE SCIENTOLOGISTS!
Stay Clear of Nintendo, they are brainwashing you into becoming SCIENTOLOGISTS!
Thank you for taking the time to read this Public Service announcment.
