How Much is your body worth

my dead body is worth 4765

i can take 17 5 year olds lol

Re-took the Zombie exam, now I have an 83% chance of survival. Besides light gun experience, I have airsoft experience, and the people I play with make it pretty realistic. Those zombies wouldn't stand a chance. Here's something to think about, if a zombie is near, how would you kill it? What is your weapon of choice? MP5 FTW!

weapons of choice, rifle, longbow, katana (the real deal) and a crow bar.

vehicle of choice bicycle

weapons of choice, rifle, longbow, katana (the real deal) and a crow bar.

vehicle of choice bicycle

Weapons of choice:Flamethrower, Reverse Blade Katana, Long Bo,
Simple hand gun, Death Note, Shinigami Eyes(I'm just saying, ya know)
Vehicle of choice: LongBoard

Extra: Cat, Hot Chick to rescue whom after rescuing gets infected with whatever caused this zombie thing and after Sex -Condom ?_? I get infected then we find a cure and take the cure but keep killing zombies even though we can cure them cuz we find that every time we kill a zombie tem years gets added to are lives then we grow up like Bountos giving birth to babies then infect them with the zombie thing and killing them soon after but after seeing that it works on animals use it on animals until all the animals are extinct then we realize what fools we were and we try to kill are selves but can't cuz we have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years added to our life so we can't die then Both of us become zombies and try to die by incendary bomb but realize that even though we are zombies we still are invinceable and almost immortal then some time later we try to re-start the human race but soon realize that we can't give birth any more cuz after1,000,000,000,000 attempts to kill our selves we destroyed our sex organs then we live out the remainder of our lives and when each of us dies we wake up as unborn twins.
Oh, the girls name is Layla by the way. Also, I want a midget a wise-cracking midget who gets into all sorts of trouble^_^.

P.S. all of that was made up as I went along grabbing stuff from the top of my head and what I heard on TV, this was not thought of in advance.

lol. i was pulling stuff out of the zombie survival guide :p

Weapon of choice: Tactical 12-gauge with unlimited ammo, Byakugan and an Ice Pick (The exact Ice Pick that killed Trotsky, to understand you gotta know some Russian History)

Vehicle of Choice: Donald Trump's helicopter

Extra: A loyal pet dog called Max (So cliche) who follows me around killing the zombies aswell 'cause he has a mini-gun attached to his back. Gotta have the love of my life Maria, a hot babe exactly 1 year and 82 days older than me that has the most perfect body, follow me around looking after Max and saying comforting stuff when i'm lying on the ground with a zombie bite on my leg. My demise would be so intense, Maria wouldn't be able to handle it and die while giving birth to my hybrid half zombie half human daughter Clare (Insipred by the anime character from Claymore) who battles for the rest of her life killing zombies and wise-cracking midgets who allways get into all sorts of trouble.

Ohh doing weapons of choice for a zombie rampage now eh?

Guess ill join in

Weapons of choice: SPAS 12 Military Shotgun, Ebony and Ivory Pistols and a Long Katana like Sephiroth's.

Vehicle of Choice: A Quad bike cause they are l33t

Extra: If possible ild like to be able to use Flash Step cause ild be l33t.

Weapons of choice: MP5-J, SOCOM, katana, infinity bandana.
Now for a random Extra(I guess we're doing this): Me and my bad-a** Snake voice are in a zombie infested corner of Michigan. I kill off as many zombies as possible, but an MP5 mag only holds so much. I use my katana, slicing zombies like no other. They corner me, all seems lost. But then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight. Benito Mussolini and the Blue-Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robo-cop, the Terminator, Captan Kirk and Darth Vader. Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power-Ranger. Bill S. Presley and Theodore Logan. Spock, the Rock, Doc-Ock, and Hulk Hogan came out of nowhere lightning fast. And they kicked the zombies in their decomposed a**es. With them out of the way, Richter and I went to find the cause of the outbreak. We came across the Arklay mansion, so Richter did a HYDRO-STORM to destroy it. Wesker was inside, so was the T-virus, meaning we had no more zombie issues. Satisfied, I went to Shadow Moses to continue my adventure. The end.

I'm a genius. That extra thing seems to be popular!!!!
Everybody is doing it now!!!
I'd post another extra story but I'm on my PSP.

But I made the topic go this direction, and I can do a bad-a** Solid Snake voice. That's worth more.

Weapons of choice: MP5-J, SOCOM, katana, infinity bandana.
Now for a random Extra(I guess we're doing this): Me and my bad-a** Snake voice are in a zombie infested corner of Michigan. I kill off as many zombies as possible, but an MP5 mag only holds so much. I use my katana, slicing zombies like no other. They corner me, all seems lost. But then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight. Benito Mussolini and the Blue-Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robo-cop, the Terminator, Captan Kirk and Darth Vader. Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power-Ranger. Bill S. Presley and Theodore Logan. Spock, the Rock, Doc-Ock, and Hulk Hogan came out of nowhere lightning fast. And they kicked the zombies in their decomposed a**es. With them out of the way, Richter and I went to find the cause of the outbreak. We came across the Arklay mansion, so Richter did a HYDRO-STORM to destroy it. Wesker was inside, so was the T-virus, meaning we had no more zombie issues. Satisfied, I went to Shadow Moses to continue my adventure. The end.

Lol you took that from that song. "The Ultimate Showdown" by Lemon Demon. Except it was Chuck Norris instead of zombies .

They showed up because Chuck Norris was one of the zombies. He could not handle them, as not even Chuck Norris's power can cure a zombie bite.

wow three fists but no zombie bite antidote poor Chuck.

Bum Bum Bum
Another one bites the dust!

Chuck Norris doesn't get infected when a Zombie bites him, he bites Zombies and cures them no matter what the infection is.

Chuck Norris IS god.