LMAO Failure at Failure!

ha ha omg i wonder if he still is alive after da hosipital or if he went and did some more pill popping

belive me after this s**t I will be surprised if he comes out with no brain damage.

he probley might have a lil and he probley grounded from the comp for LIFE!

lol I would worry more about keeping him away from the medicine cabinet, plus why don't you take a look at his suicide note...

i skimmed through it but i didnt see his note.i didnt feel like reading the whole thing

well he can't make any friends, he can't hold down a job, and he had his heart broken by a whore, pretty tough for him ....

wow but thats isnt enough to commit suicide

lol well he worked as a guy who shovels cow s**t, I've done it before, it's not plesant work, and his employer seems to refuse to pay him for his work, thats 600$ lol that sucks.

600 $ to clean up cow S**t that a lot of money and if that dude broked the law i think

nah I got paid by the hour for like minimal work basicaly sweeping s**t and raking hay, lol like 8 to 9 bucks an hour thats alot of work lol.

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lol He failed at suicide, then the cops came in lol

He took 3 boxes of 900 Mg CCC's and by the first hour he was fine, lol he should have been tripping balls by then!

i remember something similar to this a long time ago
a man wanted to commit suicide, so he jumped off a building, and landed on the ground and didnt die
then he tried it again, but hit one of the police cars and from there he was taken to the hospital lol

"i just want to die!!" ( jumps off).... "that didnt hurt a bit..." (gose back up tries again)...cop: omg!! its raining people!!!

it would be better if he landed on his feet... (wow that didnt hurt a bit...)

tried it again and he dies...

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it would be better if he landed on his feet... (wow that didnt hurt a bit...)

tried it again and he dies...

so, there is this bar at the top of a 40 story building
and in that bar, are two drunkin folk, and the bar tender
the first man looks over to the second man and says "i bet *hick* if i jump out that window over dere, dat i would fly back up before i hit the gound *hick*"
"nah man. get out*hick* thats impossible" replys the other man
"wanna see meh, wanna see, me do it?" the first man asks dizzily
"heh heh" chuckles the second drunk"go for it"
so they both stand next to the open window, and they both look down at the ground, which i need to remind you is 40 stories away, then back at each other. suddenly the first man leaps. falling, and falling. the man pumples towards the ground. right in the nick of time, the man, right before his nose touches the ground suddlenly starts to float, then flys back up to the 40th floor and into the window
"see man*hick*nothing to it"
"can i try?" the second man says in awe
"go for it"
the man leaps with a smile on his face, but however, this man does not float back up to the top of the building
the first man looks down the window, then walks back to the bar to his drink
the bar tender looks over at the first drunk and states "your a cruel drunk superman"

LMFAO

Ladies and gentlemen, I present...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87CzLQiSgCk




for those of you who havent seen it.