The truth about nintendo fanboys.

lol... like "whats a gamecube... i never even heard of it"

yeah kinda how "Some" people would be...

well i guess im not a fanboy. lol

sure your not *hint hnt* sig ^_^

lol

I think TEIN sig looks pretty awesome with the "wii" banner.

he stole it from shadox, who stole it from atomix... who probably stole it from someone else...

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Through my observations through recent weeks, and through constant debate with experts, we have noticed how mindlessly devout Nintendo fans are becoming, so I have formed an opinion about this shocking rise in Nintendo fanwankery...

Nintendo is the industry equivilant to Scientology.

Shocking, isn't it. Allow me to provide some support for this theory.

Mario, every Nintendo fan praises this unworldly being as a god... And yet there is no logic behind him... So, Mario is XENU in disguise.

Who brought Mario to the scene though, Mr. Miyamoto. Miyamoto is a popular figure in entertainment, and he brought alot of people to Nintendo's side because of it, he invented Mario, just as a certain person invented XENU!...
So... Miyamoto is L. Ron Hubbard! (and we all thought he was dead)

Who's a new face who has been bringing a lot of attention to Nintendo, why it's none other than the fanatical Reggie. Reggie is loud, reconizable, and not a sight for sore eyes... Reggie very much loves his Nintendo and will do anything to see it excell... There is a man out there that does the same thing for his beloved Scientology... If we took off Reggies mask, there'd be none other than TOM CRUISE under that ghastly mask.

On top of this, but Nintendo fans are rabidly devoted to Nintendo, almost beyond the realm of logic. JUST LIKE SCIENTOLOGISTS!

Stay Clear of Nintendo, they are brainwashing you into becoming SCIENTOLOGISTS!

Thank you for taking the time to read this Public Service announcment.

i just thought of something
if nintendo slaps it's logo on a rock
it's fanboys would buy it
(this goes for all fanboys and all companies that corrilate to the fanboys)

nintendo is also a money vacuum
"but nintendo's systems are less expensive"
take a look
gb
gbp
gbc
gba
gba(backlight)&gbasp
gbm
nds
ndsl
they release a new handheld almost annually
and now let me take that list and update it so it shows the updated cartridges
gb
gbp
----
gbc
----
gba
gba(backlight)&gbasp
gbm
----
nds
ndsl
thats a lot of updating your game collection
they do this
its a special marketing sceme that makes people(all people) have to update
and update
and update
and buy more and more
and everytime a new one pops up
you gotta buy the new one
now
heres a superiority list
ill list the factors that make you have to update

gb
--smaller|old one is obsolete by ~3/4 yrs--
gbp
--new cartridges|new format--
gbc
--new cartridges|new format--
gba
--you have to have the backlight|doesnt kill batteries--
gbasp&gba(backlight)
--smaller|and earphone jack--
gbm (this one however, you need to buy new link cords, new wireles adapter, new gbm->gc link.... etc...)
--all new format for everything--
nds
--stronger|brighter|everything about it is better--
ndsl

so they make you update like every time
except for the gb and gbpocket

theres a lot of this in nintendo
like the format of the gbm's link cable
and hey, the faceplates too
see how many things you can count that you need to buy if you want to keep up with the "cool kids"

he stole it from shadox, who stole it from atomix... who probably stole it from someone else...

I think Atomix=Shadox lol

he stole it from shadox, who stole it from atomix... who probably stole it from someone else...

what the sig or the banner?
I made him the sig if your talking about that..

no shay... .atomix is also that 182 kid u know on OGFX

and im talking about the Wii userbar.

i told shadow it looked coo0l and said i was gunna use it and he didnt complain

yeah it's a nice banner.

Well, There arent as many scientologists as there are nintendo fanboys...

yeah it's a nice banner.

actually atomix didn't make it and atmoix is 182 and i found it on a wii forum..

Well, There arent as many scientologists as there are nintendo fanboys...

not comparing the number, comparing the ideas and the characteristics...