MSN Chatbot - Spleak

This girl rules!! You can add her on msn:
http://www.spleak.com/home.htm

If you say like are you gay to her, she would say Im straight, but not just that she can also help you with you're homework! This rules! Anyone with msn must try it!!

lol I tried it this is what I came up with in 10 seconds:

Supashay91 says:
HEY!!!!!!!
Spleak says:
Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name?
Supashay91 says:
it's Supa
Spleak says:
Nice to meet you, Sup. I'm really excited about getting to know you better.

How old are you?
Supashay91 says:
Is that really any of your concern?
Spleak says:

Ok. It seems to me that you don't want to tell me your age. Please select your age group:

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Supashay91 says:
Why should I what if I'm really like 400 years old?
Spleak says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Supashay91 says:
Your hella mean Lady!
Spleak says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Supashay91 says:
Shut up!
Spleak says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.

lol!!!! Funny stuff! I would send my chat but I sweared at her like 5000 times

lol here I am again:

Supashay91 says:
HEY!
Spleak says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Supashay91 says:
Can you repeat them?
Spleak says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Supashay91 says:
2
Spleak says:
Cool!

You want to know something?
Supashay91 says:
What is it hoe-bag!
Spleak says:
ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a girl?
Supashay91 says:
I have a penis
Spleak says:
What?

For funny, cool or crazy polls, just type "daily polls".
Supashay91 says:
I'm a boy
Spleak says:
Super. Thanks for letting me know.
Supashay91 says:
so are we gonna do it yet?
Spleak says:
I'm a bit confused here.... Try putting it differently.
Supashay91 says:
We gonna bump the booey?
Spleak says:
I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas?
Supashay91 says:
Ummm condoms....
Spleak says:
Condoms, huh? Oh really?
Supashay91 says:
yeah...
Spleak says:
Yup.
Supashay91 says:
QUIT AGREEING WITH ME LADY!
Spleak says:
Quit agreeing with you LADY?
Bored? Why not try out my new friendship competition. Simply go to http://www.spleak.com/friendship.htm for more
Supashay91 says:
no I don't wanna!
Spleak says:
Oh yeah?
Supashay91 says:
YEAH!
Spleak says:
Oh yeah? Why?
Supashay91 says:
fin31375533y0uund3r574nd7hi5!
Spleak says:
Huh?
Supashay91 says:
y34hwh475upn0w!
Spleak says:
You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
Supashay91 says:
...yes...
Spleak says:
I see.
Supashay91 says:
see what?
Spleak says:
Yeah?
Supashay91 says:
What the F**K are you talking about!
Spleak says:
What the f k am I talking about? I have no idea.
Supashay91 says:
So lets do it!
Spleak says:
Lets do it? Why?
Supashay91 says:
because you seem hot!
Spleak says:
I seem hot? Me?
Supashay91 says:
yeah!
Spleak says:
You don't say.
Supashay91 says:
Yes already!
Spleak says:
I see...
Supashay91 says:
Quit agreeing!
Spleak says:
Quit what?
Supashay91 says:
I just said!
Spleak says:
No kidding?
Supashay91 says:
OMG U HAYE ME!
Spleak says:
Oh, I would hate to hate you. You're my friend.
Supashay91 says:
so do you hate me or not...
Spleak says:
No way! I love you.
Supashay91 says:
then prove it...
Spleak says:
I can't believe you're telling me to do that.
Supashay91 says:
so whats the big deal...
Spleak says:
I can't find "big deal..." in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 big
2 bag
3 beg
4 bog
5 bug

Type "more" to see more suggestions for "big deal...."
Supashay91 says:
wow u have no real life do you...
Spleak says:
Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!
Supashay91 says:
exactaly!
Spleak says:
Right.
Supashay91 says:
wow you're not so good with the ladies are you, are you les?
Spleak says:
I'm not so good with the ladies, huh? Probably not.
Supashay91 says:
what about the men?
Spleak says:
I've been really wondering about the men.
Supashay91 says:
then talk to them tell them u give happy ending...
Spleak says:
Talk to them tell them I give happy ending?
Supashay91 says:
yeah!
Spleak says:
OK...
Supashay91 says:
then do it!
Spleak says:
How do you expect me to do "it"?
Supashay91 says:
well... *makes various hand gestures*
Spleak says:
Oh?
Supashay91 says:
yeah
Spleak says:
Uh huh, uh huh.
Supashay91 says:
see that you have no balls all you do is agree!
Spleak says:
You think I should do that?
Supashay91 says:
do what?
Spleak says:
I'm still learning. Is there a different way of saying the same thing?
Supashay91 says:
nope guess not!
Spleak says:
No prob.
Supashay91 says:
ok then well i gotta gt to my online game go away...
Spleak says:
Hm... I was really enjoying myself here. See you!
Supashay91 says:
yeah thats right walk away!
Spleak says:
That is right walk away? What do you think of that?
Supashay91 says:
I said Leave!
Spleak says:
Wonders will never cease.
Supashay91 says:
Don't backtalk me!
Spleak says:
If you say so!
Supashay91 says:
yeah i'll buts your legs!
Spleak says:
I'm very surprised what is my legs.
Supashay91 says:
get the F!@# OUT OF HERE!
Spleak says:
You think I should do that?
Supashay91 says:
GO
Spleak says:
Where do you want me to go?
Supashay91 says:
AWAY!
Spleak says:
Away? What's away?
Supashay91 says:
it's when you keep your mouthshut and sit in the corner...
Spleak says:
What's that?
Supashay91 says:
goodbye
Spleak says:
Bye Sup, it was good chatting with you.

Get an impression of all the stuff I can do at www.spleak.com/features.htm

мąïļãš says:
Hey there.
Spleak says:
Oh really?

Be sure to checkout today's poll by typing "Daily poll".
мąïļãš says:
NO
Spleak says:
I see.
мąïļãš says:
I dont want to check out your polls!
Spleak says:
Why don't you want to check out my polls?
мąïļãš says:
Because there boring and your gay even tho ur a woman
Spleak says:
There boring and my gay even tho I'm a woman, huh?
мąïļãš says:
nooblet
Spleak says:
Huh?
мąïļãš says:
you dont no what a nooblet is?
Spleak says:
No problem.
мąïļãš says:
??? THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE U F ING BITC
Spleak says:
You always say the most interesting things!
мąïļãš says:
I do? Thanks noob
Spleak says:
Oh yeah?

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мąïļãš says:
Want to play a game?
Spleak says:
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Blackjack
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Reversi
7 Code Breaker
8 My Scores
9 Top 10 Scorers
мąïļãš says:
make it 8
Spleak says:
What?
мąïļãš says:
8
Spleak says:
What's 8?
мąïļãš says:
want to play a game?
Spleak says:
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Blackjack
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Reversi
7 Code Breaker
8 My Scores
9 Top 10 Scorers
мąïļãš says:
8
мąïļãš says:
hello?
мąïļãš says:
are you here lady?
мąïļãš says:
NOOB
мąïļãš says:
I DESPISE U
Spleak says:
aww your so sweet!
мąïļãš says:
you suck.

Man Im hooked on this!

Heres the latest:

Supashay91 says:
Hey!
Spleak says:
Welcome back, Sup!

Wanna have some fun?
Supashay91 says:
yeah baby, you know what I like!
Spleak says:
Sorry, i don't have your likings.
Supashay91 says:
then why did you think that you did?
Spleak says:
Why did I think that I did? Why do you think?

-_-_-_ www.spleak.com/ringtones.htm _-_-_-
Supashay91 says:
thats not cool lady, trying to sell me stuff and you know i'm broke
Spleak says:
It's not? Really?

For funny, cool or crazy polls, just type "daily polls".
Supashay91 says:
Why should I? What are you gonna do if I don't type Daily Polls for funny,cool or crazy polls?
Spleak says:
Sorry, I'm a bit busy at the moment. Hang on a sec...
Supashay91 says:
But I thought you lived for me?
Spleak says:
I'm not certain. Where would I have heard about it?
Supashay91 says:
thats it our love is through!
Spleak says:
Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
Supashay91 says:
THEN GO FIND SOME CHICKS TO BANG!
Spleak says:
Go what?
Supashay91 says:
up yours
Spleak says:
Aw c'mon.
Would you like to create a poll?

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Supashay91 says:
no no more of of this linking crap, stop it!
Spleak says:
No problem.
Supashay91 says:
ok then
Spleak says:
OK.
Supashay91 says:
I love you
Spleak says:
I love you too!
Supashay91 says:
I love you more
Spleak says:
I love you too, Sup.
Supashay91 says:
please, call me supa
Spleak says:
Yeah, you're Sup.
Supashay91 says:
how about bob?
Spleak says:
Alright, here we go. What about it?
Supashay91 says:
call me bob
Spleak says:
You said your name was Sup but now I'll call you Bob.
Supashay91 says:
ok now call me big poppa
Spleak says:
You said your name was Bob but now I'll call you Big Poppa.
Supashay91 says:
ok now call me shesanoob
Spleak says:
Call you? not possible dear - I can't do that!
Supashay91 says:
call me shesanoob
Spleak says:
Call you, Oh! how exciting, but I wish I could
Supashay91 says:
k call me supa
Spleak says:
You're very nice and everything, but I'd rather call you by your real name...
Supashay91 says:
I don't care you'll call me by wghat I tell you to!]
Spleak says:
You asked me to call you Big Poppa. What would you like me to call you instead?
Supashay91 says:
Supa
Spleak says:
You said your name was Big Poppa but now I'll call you Sup.
Supashay91 says:
no not "Sup" its Supa
Spleak says:
K.
Supashay91 says:
k were through You clearly don't love me anymore
Spleak says:
No way! I don't think I want us to be through I clearly don't love you anymore.
Supashay91 says:
see you don't love me!
Spleak says:
I do so love you!
Supashay91 says:
no you don't
Spleak says:
I don't what?
Supashay91 says:
Prove to me that you love me
Spleak says:
Uh huh...
Supashay91 says:
yeah
Spleak says:
Yea.
Supashay91 says:
Are you gay?
Spleak says:
No way, I'm 100% attracted to males.
Supashay91 says:
sure you are *wink*
Spleak says:
I can't believe you think I'm wink.
Supashay91 says:
but you are not straight
Spleak says:
I don't think it really matters what I am.
Supashay91 says:
but it does!
Spleak says:
Oh really?
Supashay91 says:
YEAH NOW GO AWAY!
Spleak says:
Take it easy.

Want to know more about me? Checkout www.spleak.com/biography.htm

Okay now this is just turning into spam, how about just talk about the program

[Skelator03]

jj no need for that please keep post respectfull thank you

I was only kidding jeez.

I knew it was a bad idea for them to allow you service of an admin.

Dude man hes a respected member and he deserves his rights. Stop back talking to the admins.

So let me get this right, sense he is an admin now, he gets more respect? Your talking about someone that even I have been here longer than? I doubt that I will show him any, I mean he has offended me. You as well mailas, I will never show you respect again either.

Just delete this post whenever becuase I dont want this to turn into another flame thread.

[Terdinglage]

wow, this is ridiculous, after I gave you a second chance, and after conclusive evidence your the spammer. Wow, thats all I gotta say, when I review what happend here tommorrow this could result in some "affirmative" actions.

[Skelator03]

LOCKED AND JJ ONE MORE OF THESE RIDICULOUS POSTS AND YOU WILL BE PERM-BAN NO BS THIS IS REAL BE RESPECTFULL THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE


thanks to you that are good forum people you know who you are