Screw With Earthlink!

Hey, you guys have to try this. just follow this link, make up a fake name and then think of a scenario and exploit it!. Apparently Earthlink dosen't care that Minors look up pornography. Check it out:


ACTUAL CHAT I HAD WITH AGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(eccept for curse words which have been censored due to new rules)

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'Shayne A' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
[email protected]: Hello?
Shayne A: Hi Mark,
[email protected]: Hi whenever I try to look up pornography it asks me if I am 18 or older is this becuase of your browser becuase I am afraid to click the link becuase i'm only 15
[email protected]: is that because of your browser?
Shayne A: No, it is the warning message by the web site.
Shayne A: It is not related to the browser.
[email protected]: oh.
[email protected]:so is it okay to click "yes"?
Shayne A: Yes,you can click.
[email protected]: they will not find out that I am 15?
Shayne A: No, it is not possible for them to find out.
[email protected]: okay and another thing sometimes whenever I am surfing the web
[email protected]: I am randomly re-located to another site that shows some sort of Teenage mutant ninja turtles then
[email protected]: and then my computer shuts off
[email protected]: by itself
[email protected]: HE F**
[email protected]: what the h**l
[email protected]: I didn't type that!
[email protected]: WTF OMFG U R A LOOZERZ EARTHLINKZ IS G**ZORZ
[email protected]: what the heck is going on?
[email protected]: Help me please
[email protected]: HES SUCH A F** DON"T LISTEN TO THIS NOOB
[email protected]: Is this a virus?
[email protected]: Help me please!
[email protected]: I think someone is hacking my computer!
[email protected]: Hello?!
[email protected]: Is anyone ther
[email protected]: NO HES DOIN YOUR MOMMA!
Shayne A: It is not possible to hack and use this computer to chat with me.
[email protected]: well then whats going on?
[email protected]: Im not typing this
[email protected]: YES YOU ARE
[email protected]: thats not me!
[email protected]: YES IT IS AND YOUR BANGIN THIS GUYS MOMMA B**CH!
[email protected]: What the hell is going on?
[email protected]: Please help me?
Shayne A: I understand that you are the person who is typing.
Shayne A: Please let me know if you have any technical issue.
[email protected]: No I am not I'm not typing that!
[email protected]: YES U ARE b**ch
Shayne A: This is a professional chat and there is no place for abusive language.
[email protected]: I think this is a technical Issue!
[email protected]: I'm not typing that
[email protected]: HES SUCH A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[email protected]: Whats happening to my computer?!
[email protected]: .....
Shayne A: Alright, I suggest you use the firewall to fix the issue.
Shayne A: Then no one can hack your computer.
[email protected]: Whatever I'll deal with this joker later. you've been a big help with the pornography thank you.
Shayne A: You're welcome and thank you for using EarthLink LiveChat. Should you need further assistance, please feel free to contact us again.
Shayne A: Have a Great Night!
Shayne A: Good Bye.

This is the most fun your ever going to have chatting with someone ever!

Mods and Admins please don't lock or delete this it's just for playing jokes, it's not in bad taste, try it you'll like it!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG that was so damn funny that im still saying OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone up there has GOT to love you man supershay,,,, you are NUTS@@@@!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

that was PURE GENIOUS!

Yeah! Supershay, i hereby ordain you as the funny guy! Youre the funny bone that god took from adam to create supershay!

wait, wait, wait...................
HAAHAHAHHAAHAH!HAAHHAAHHHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHAHHAAHA! MUWAHAAH!! THATS SOO DA*& FUNNAY!
LOL, IM NOT TYPING THAT!
YES U R B&*CH!

Lets see you guys do it now! plus it's not like ths is illegal,"OMG someonesplaying pranks on a free chat service,Quick call the cops!"

you know what im really gonna do this/... besides im in india... they call the cops here its gonns be something like this:

CHAT: Sir, Psicryptor is harassing our staff by writing funny stuff.
COP (INDIAN): Oh yeah? Prove its funny
CHAT: I think its funny.......
COP: Well, i think you're an idiot.
CHAT: Sir i urge you to take action!
COP: I urge you to bring me your momma..
CHAT: Im gonna tell George Bush
COP: The guy at the local brothel???


LOL

K here's mine... Im the green elephant!

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Chat Information'Hilary S' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
[email protected]: Hello?
Hilary S: Hi, how may I help you?
[email protected]: Is this the Earthlink satellite service?
Hilary S: No, this is WebHosting department, if you want I will tranasfer you to the satellite customer service representaitve.
Hilary S: May I ask you the issue, you are having?
[email protected]: but i clearly chose satellite service!!! I am having problems.. It gives me headaches
Hilary S: I am sorry for the inconvenience caused with the option you selected in support page.
[email protected]: ok ok forget it i have a problem
Hilary S: To best assist you, you need to speak with a Satellite Technical Support Representative. Please standby while I transfer you.
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to the best suited site operator.
Chat Information'Ralph K' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
[email protected]: are you satellite helper guy?
Ralph K: Hello, I see you've already been chatting. Please give me a moment so I can read the previous chat and pick up where you left off.
Ralph K: Thanks for staying with me.
[email protected]: ok im still staying... i have headache problems
Ralph K: Please let me know the issue with Satellite Internet service. I will try my best to assist you with the issue.
[email protected]: k i have connection problems... i think the satellite receiver installed on my roof has a magnet
Ralph K: Could you tell me the name and model of your Satellite modem?
[email protected]: The name is earthlink but where to find model?
[email protected]: This magnet is caussed problems
[email protected]: it is a powerful magnet
[email protected]: your satellite has crashed! you can help with that???
Ralph K: Are you using DW4000, 6000 or 7000 to connect Satellite modem. The name will be displayed on the modem itself.
[email protected]: OK i got it, is a 6000 one but your satellite is crashed here
Ralph K: Just to confirm, are you referring to the Dish that is mounted on the roof?
[email protected]: yes the dish is on the roof only. it has magnet and your satellite is crashed here
[email protected]: i was surfing net and i got power surge
Ralph K: In that case, I suggest you to contact our Support representative at 800-635-0373 to assist you better in this regard. This is dedicated line of support for Satellite issues and will send you the technician to resolve the issue.
[email protected]: but the magnet on dish became super-powerful and sucked your dumbass satellite outta space. The sattelite has crashed in my backyard now. Get your bis donkey satellite outta here! The strong waves are giving me headaches... AAARAG im turning greennn... NOOOOOOOOO im becoming the incredible hulk!
[email protected]: Hey can you gmme your address? I can jump over to your place and we could get jiggy with it eh? NO IM NOT GAY!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT???
Ralph K: I apologize for any inconvenience caused. Could you tell me the correct email address of your Satellite account that you have from EarthLink?
[email protected]: you're so cool you find that out! Im the incredible hulk! DAMN I THINK MY SHORTS JUST TORE! Im naked!!! IM NAKED@! and i like it oooohhhh....
[email protected]: hey my cat's sniffing your satellite... IT JUST PEED ON YOUR SATELLITE!
[email protected]: I think its pee pee got electrocuted... LOL its an electrified cat now!
[email protected]: Im suing your fatass company for sure!
[email protected]: Woah check out MY pee-pee... Its green and DAMN its big... i look like any elephant!!! ha ha ha
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to 'Hugh A'.
Chat Information'Hugh A' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
[email protected]: my cat's been electrocuted by your satellite and i look like a green elephant. im suing your company!
Hugh A: I am Ralph's Supervisor. I will handle your concern. To start with, let me know your EarthLink email address.
[email protected]: its HUGH A is a pothead@earthlink's satellite is in my backyard.com.
Hugh A: Sir, can you clarify the nature of your problem?
[email protected]: Soon as you clarify my donkey and make my cat stop bzzzt ing around...
[email protected]: Hey something's growing again!
[email protected]: You guys are gonna have problems... i opened your satellite and found that you're using a pirated version of winXP in it...
[email protected]: Im telling Mr Gates... I know him personally! NO IM NOT GAY!!!
[email protected]: He's my dad's father's uncles's aunt's terrier's brother's friend's BIATCH!
Hugh A: Due to technical difficulties we are unable to help you at this time. Please try later. We regret the inconvenience.
[email protected]: I regret i banged yo MAMA! Im sick all the time now HA HA HA

hey dano i know there are a lot of banned words in it but i kept it as is cos i quoted it from the chat. if you want ill censor the words...

roflmfao!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA my cat is electicuted!! "AGGG im naked... ohhh"

*sinff*...beautiful. thats funny IM NOT GAY!

k heres my next one. for those of you that can't talk 1337 you better learn.


ACTUAL CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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'Kate N.' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
[email protected]: H3110?
[email protected]: I b0ugh7 a K3yb04rd from u guy's
[email protected]: J00 H4v3 70 h3ip me!
Kate N.: Hello. Can you please provide me with more information about your issue?
[email protected]: I 7yp3 lik3 7hi5 b3c4u53 0f y0ur k3yb04rd
[email protected]: I b0ugh7 a k3yb04rd fr0m u and n0w I 7yp3 lik3 thi5
[email protected]: th3r3 i5 5om5thing wr0ng wi7h i7!
[email protected]: H3110?
Kate N.: I am sorry. I cannot understand these characters.
[email protected]: Pl345 7ry 70 c0nc37ra7e 100k r3411y cl053
[email protected]: Ur k3yb04rd did 7hi5!
[email protected]: 0r i5 7hi5 4 viru5?
[email protected]: w7f i5 wr0ng wi7h y0u p30pl3?
[email protected]: h3110?
[email protected]: i5 4nyb0dy 7h3r3?
Kate N.: Please let me know if you have any technical issue.
[email protected]: I 4m!
[email protected]: J00 h4v3 70 h3lp m3!
Kate N.: May I know what problem you are experiencing, so that we together can have a solution to this issue.
[email protected]: My k3yb04rd i5 0n 7h3 fri7z
[email protected]: pl3453 f0cu5
[email protected]: 4m I 3xp3ri3ncing a viru5?
[email protected]: wh47 kind 0f cr4ppy pl4c3 y0u runnin y0u 4r3 5camming p30pl3!
[email protected]: i5 4ny0n3 th3r3?
[email protected]: !!!!!
[email protected]: h31100000000000000000000000000000!!!!!
[email protected]: i5 4ny0n3 th3r3?
Kate N.: I am sorry. I cannot understand the above characters.
[email protected]: gu355 n07
[email protected]: 7ry r34l h4rd
[email protected]: 7h3 numb3r5 r3pr353n7 l3773r5!
[email protected]: pl345 7ry!
[email protected]: d0 y0u h4v3 4n 4nti-viru5 I c4n d0wnl04d?
Kate N.: I am trying my best. If you can please let me know you issue I can help you ahead.
[email protected]: 7hi5 i5 my i55u3!
Kate N.: Yes. We have the PCC software for the Virus.
[email protected]: d0 y0u h4v3 4n 4n7i viru5?
[email protected]: c4n y0u giv3 m3 4 link?
Kate N.: Sure.
Kate N.: You can download the PCC software from the link below:
Kate N.: http://kb.earthlink.net/case.asp?article=154595
[email protected]: will 7hi5 find 4nd d3l373 viru535?
Kate N.: Yes.
[email protected]: k th4nk y0u 1 53c
[email protected]: k d0wnl04ding fil3
[email protected]: k d0n3
[email protected]: n0w running
[email protected]: o
[email protected]: th3r3 w45 a viru5!
[email protected]: I will d3l373 i7!
[email protected]: Ok my typing looks better! wow thanks alot you really helped me out!
[email protected]: Hello? are you there?
Kate N.: Yes.
[email protected]: now maybe I can explain my problem a bit better
Kate N.: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Kate N.: Sure. Go ahead.
[email protected]: yes I bough this keyboard from your site and it came that way, were I couldn't type right
[email protected]: well I got an email from somebody who worked at that site.
[email protected]: he said...
Kate N.: Okay.
[email protected]: I think his e-mail address was [email protected].
[email protected]: does he wor for you?
Kate N.: He must be. I am not sure about that.
[email protected]: well, wether he worked for you or not, he clearlt tried to rip me off!
Kate N.: I am sorry for the inconvenience caused to you due to this problem.
[email protected]: well it's better now but i'm just really pissed off at you guys right now.
Kate N.: I do understand your concern. We apologize for your inconvenience.
[email protected]: Is there a way i can find out who that guy is?
Kate N.: Sorry. If you have any complaint against him, I will take note of the same for you.
[email protected]: okay do that, thats about it then thank you for all of your help!
Kate N.: Sure. You are most welcome.
Kate N.: Is there anything else I can help you with?
[email protected]: bye!
[email protected]: no its ok im ok
Kate N.: You're welcome and thank you for using EarthLink LiveChat. Should you need further assistance, please feel free to contact us again.
Kate N.: Bye. Take care.
[email protected]: Bye Sexy lady

I cannot stress enough that everything was made up all the e-mails wow these helpers don't even know the people they work with...sad.

LOL!!! again! PURE GENIOUS!!!

Supershay im sure the FBI is coming over to your place now!!! Hey notice how its just you me and stk in this thread...

im going to do a much better one now... thinking from yesterday... Im g0ing 2 r00l~!

good luck...

yeah, I don't get it why don't people look at thisd thread, they probably think were childish. well if were so childish than whty can't you stand to see this!

Because it's childish, just like you said. Also you can't spell.