Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:59 pm by Reigo80
Well. I do believe in aliens but I believe they are long gone.
My theory is that a superior alien race is conductiong an experiment to see if they can create new civilisations to use as weapons against another alien race. For our planet they started by placing some bacteria on earth and it slowly evolved into humans and very other animal. Then the humans started to become civilisations. But we were phailing at life. So the aliens helped us out by giving us fire and creating pyramids and stuff like that. So along we went evolving and stuff then we stopped evolving again. So the aliens hinted that we should find a source of power and they gave us electricity. Then we evolved to the point where people started following religions (which the aliens made up) just to see how we would cope with it and to see if we could follow orders. We totally fell for their plan and began fighting over religion. Then we just went on evolving and fighting.
Since the aliens can see that we can follow orders without reason (Religion) we will be taken to the alien planet to be used as an army against other aliens. We will be given really pro weps like Needlers, Plasma grenadesand stuff and our bodies will be genetically re-modified so we can be real strong and sh*t. Then we'll pwn some alien n00bs in an all out war. Most of the human race will die and only the real pro FPS players will be able to survive because we're pro at FPS. When we win the war, the aliens will take the pro FPS and strategy game player's deoxirybonucleic acid (DNA) and create duplicates of us so that they'll have an awesome army of FPS and strategy game payers who will pwn any other n00by alien race that comes close to us. Of course we pro FPS players will have lil squadrans of peeps which we can order around and stuff and make then do our bidding like tell them to get me a glass of Coke or something. It's gonna be AWESOME. Oh, an no anal probing.
(BTW I made that up for the lols. Sorry if I offended any one with the religion thing)
