Ben 10

Haha I haven't heard that one.

Chuck Norris does not read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Hahahahahaha!
Halarious!

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

Chuck Norris doesn't get hung like a horse, horses get hung like Chuck Norris.

Hurricanes aren't a natural disaster, Chuck Norris just likes Tacos.

Man i've been waiting for a Chuck Norris thread for AGES.

Man i've been waiting for a Chuck Norris thread for AGES.

Why didn't you?
Chuck Norris would have, only it wouldn'tve been a thread it would've been a Sweater with a hood.

So who is Chuck Norris?

Idk but if at first you don't succeed then you obviously aren't Chuck Norris.

[DarkPacMan77]

So who is Chuck Norris?

You don't know? He's really famous.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... unless you're Chuck Norris.

So who is Chuck Norris?

Me.

chuck norris has the best pker face EVER
he won the 1972 world poker series with a blue 3 and yellow 5 uno card, a get out of jail free card, and a 2 of clubs and an 5 of diamonds


at least i think thats how it goes

Haha yea I heard that one.

Chuck Norris has counted to Infinity - Twice.