Green Cock!

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A green chocobo stands no chance against my S rank gold chocobo. Even a moogle could pwn that.
EDIT: 333rd post, hail Dax!

Dude. What the heck. That's not funny. I was just showing off my new pet and you're acting like you're all big and tough and stuff.
Well you know what? My 1 legged dog and kick your butt. And you know what's bad? He's dead.
That's right. A dead, 1 legged, dog can beat you up.

Sorry, I was just kidding! Your pet's awesome, I was just referencing ff7, and the "a challenger approaches!" meme.
PS: a moogle from VI can pwn chocobos, and I'm a Ninja, I already beat the dog.

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I should have told you that he's a pirate.
He already has you beat.

"green Cock"

yes i know i am a bit immature


like the little birdy tho