please help Iam in some deep $hit

ok here is the alright a few hours ago 7:00 i went out but this is not another night walk I had a bat and a can of red spray paint. So i went to this guys house and busted up his car and spray paint it. the reason I did it is because he called my girlfriend a ho sult and a b**ch so when you called some1 who i don't want calling names you pay so i got out of my seat in 5th perion and started beating the living $hit of him.. But i bet you are woudering i am telling you all this. the reason i am is when I started busting up his car and spray paniting it i saw some red abd blie lights you guessed it it was the motherloving cops. So i was chared with some stuff and now i need a way to pay for the damages i did to the car or you won't hear from me for a long time my sio i need to make 1,500 dollars in the next mouth my mom says she would pay for half of it so you guys have any ideas to make some fast cash.

Sale some lemonade??

Borrow the money from the bank? I'm not sure. Umm, kissing booth? haha!

-Umm, try to get your friends to help you out on this one.

i did and all i got was 50 bucks that a start.

whoa! Pretty bad. 15 grand eh? haha. I have alot more (u should of seen the list of stufff i got for christmas!)
I could loan you some money through my bank account, but I really dont feel right dealing credit cards over the internet.I dont feel safe with who has my code.

lol can you lend me like 80$ through paypal ill make you any graphics and code anything you need for rest of life

i need the money i might go to jail if i don't pay.

See, this is getting out of control like PSPortableV2 said!

There, I took the extra time and deleted a page full of nothing but burns...guys, stop now!

know what lets get back on suject on how to get money in less than a week or you would hear from me again

how is it getting out of control? They have both stopped, and nothing is going wrong. But Im a bit suspicous..
if anything happens, il let the admins know.

Umm..did you just read what I said? I deleted a page full of burns/spams...If you're gonna talk to an admin, you might as well just talk to me then because everyone else is away right now.

edit: wait..there's devils too, but he's to busy burning this guy...

yes I read what you said. But I said just incase you guys miss anything, il tell any admins or anything (and no, two are online on msn right now....)

urghhhh why do u do that i was having some much fun laughing my donkey off then you have to go and delete it like WTF man WTF im going to make a offical flaming thread

i pm him telling to stop and sorry all you guys for the trouble we casue you.