Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:42 pm by BlackMaje37
The other day, I had to stay after school for detention

and I was just sitting in the "time out room" and was bored so i logged on to the internet. did you never notice that most schools have some wifi connection that has like, no security? anyways, i logged on to a porn site rite when the guidance councelor came in and saw what i was doing. i didn't really get into trouble, but he confinscated it and made me write lines (I will not look at beautifully erotic photos of women on porn sites while in school.I will not look at beautifully erotic photos of women on porn sites while in school...) anyways, i walked into the guidance room to see if i could leave early, and saw him on the same site! turns out i only put it on sleep mode before he confinscated it... anyways, hows that for getting even? (even tho i didn't do anything)
Stop. Look out the window. Is the grass blue? If so, you're either drunk, or some weird alien mutant thingy. Either way, it would be a good idea to avoid any police you might see.