yo mama jokes

lets post yo mama jokes i shal start off

yo mama is so ugly when she was walking down the street someone yelled i thought michal jackson was in prisin

all here we go.... yo mamma sooooo fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie.

yo mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing we are family

yo mamma is such a slut when she works at the lemonade stand its ten cents a squeeze.

lol good one

yo mama is so stupid she went to a stupid convention and they said sorry no profesionals

yo mamma is such a slut when she works at the lemonade stand its ten cents a squeeze.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mamma is soo retarded that when she f'ed her bf she ate the long thing cuz she thought it was a chocolate bar with yellow chocalate coming out the end.

"im no good at jokes "

ok^........yo mamma sooo fat shes fat bi*ch

yo mama soo fat shes fat albert....?????lol

yo mama is so fat she farted and the earth said i have nos

I got an F on my report card for fu*king your mom

at least my mom has somthing to f***

lol.
yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

yo mama is so fat to get her in the door you have to put a twinkie at the other side

OH OH OH I GOT A GOOD ONE
yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

yo mama is so poor when she went to burgur king she had to put a burger on layoway