Most Retarded questions you can think of

Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:15 pm by crait

doggfoodgangster wrote:
in_da_house wrote:
doggfoodgangster wrote:oooh i have a good one

"who is chuck norris"?

umm i d hate too sound like a retard but seriously who is chuck norris

The man who can clog a toilet. With urine.

OMFG!
THATS THE BEST CHUCK NORRIS ONE EVER!!

Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:40 pm by Mailas

I think hes being serious....I got a bit confused when he made the urine joke.
I dont know how the hell you could clog a toilet up with liquid substances, but thats pretty hilarious.

Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:33 pm by Necrophiliac

If humans weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so tasty?

Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:52 pm by Jazmania

Aha, did you get that from simpsons? Lol.
Whats a bear hug? (ok Im not good at this)

Of course, like most other things i have to depend on the simpsons for guidence....

Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:47 am by Supashay91

Necrophiliac wrote:If humans weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so tasty?

I belive the correct quote would be

"If humans aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?"

Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:52 am by Mailas

Jazmania wrote:
Aha, did you get that from simpsons? Lol.
Whats a bear hug? (ok Im not good at this)

Of course, like most other things i have to depend on the simpsons for guidence....

Was it from the episode when homer gets obese? And hes on that computer and he makes the plant blow up lol hilarious.

Anyways back on topic.
whats g-unit? (!LOL!)

Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:56 am by Supashay91

lol thats a not so good but heres a good one

how many pounds are in a G-Unit?

Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:37 pm by Necrophiliac

supashay91 wrote:
Necrophiliac wrote:If humans weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so tasty?

I belive the correct quote would be

"If humans aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?"

You're right. I used to have your correct quote as a sticker on my old car but couldnt think of it last night after that tequilia. :wink:

Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:55 pm by Supashay91

lol I love dumb quotes like that.

Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:39 pm by doggfoodgangster

Is this cat food made out of 100% cat?

Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:49 pm by Supashay91

I wake up in the mornin and I ask myself,"Should I blast myself?"

Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:58 pm by doggfoodgangster

supashay91 wrote:I wake up in the mornin and I ask myself,"Should I blast myself?"

wtf...

Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:53 pm by Mailas

lol,
how come a trailer leaves trails?

Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:04 pm by crait

where does the stork get all those babies from?
(made it up tee hee)

Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:05 pm by Slick

Mailas why are you a monkey??

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