yo mama jokes

your mom is so stupid she asks for price checks at the 99 cent store.
your mom is so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

[monkeymaximus]

A slight variation ive heard from an earlier mentioned one...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck.

your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

your mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
your mom is so stupid she thot 3-6 mafia was a godfather sequal.

your momma is so dumb she thought cherrios were donut seeds

lol
puncharger

that joke was so old
u might as well have been telling knock knock jokes
speaking of knock knock
thats what my nuts sounded like on your moms chin
*knock* *knock* *knock*

you're an oven, when you're mom turns you on, she turns up the heat.

you're mom is so fat, the differrence between her and saturn is 2 pounds.

....that one hurt

ur mommma is like a squireel she always has nuts in her mouth

lol

ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!

some of these are really funny

wow... dig up topics much?

so what?

i wanted to see if anyone had anymore to say..?